Top 10 Patience Builders of Parenthood

1. Inability to whisper.

2. Just as the food arrives, somebody has to pee.

3. Waiting.

4. Interruptions.

5. Floating surprises in the toilet – without toilet paper.

6. Lack of personal space.

7. Selective hearing.

8. Inventory management.

9. Squirreliness.

10. Stepping in something wet.

 

UPDATE: A bonus entry.

11. Never. Finish. Anything.

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