Top 10 Patience Builders of Parenthood

August 31, 2008

1. Inability to whisper.

2. Just as the food arrives, somebody has to pee.

3. Waiting.

4. Interruptions.

5. Floating surprises in the toilet – without toilet paper.

6. Lack of personal space.

7. Selective hearing.

8. Inventory management.

9. Squirreliness.

10. Stepping in something wet.

 

UPDATE: A bonus entry.

11. Never. Finish. Anything.